Amusing Searches

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attack of the fifty foot hillbilly

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Amusing Searches

old movie with a giant 50 ft breast moving through towns

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Amusing Searches

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Amusing Searches: Gaydar edition

"pete shelley gay"

Pete Shelley gay?

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Honorable Mention:

Gone fishing crossdressing photos

Amusing Searches

There's a story here:

"naked roommate experience -gay -"other issues" shower breasts"

Amusing Searches

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Amusing Searches

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Amusing Searches: The Boolean Logic Edition*

ted nugent + biltong

naked and "circus pics"

cta flasher or exhibitionist or wanker or masturbator or pervert

*Boolean logic. Search engine queries.

Amusing Searches

Advertisers take note! The Fifty Foot Blogger continues to attract foot fetishists in droves, or at least I presume they're foot fetishists, based on the search logs. Among the many variations of "foot" or "feet" used as search keywords, are these two stand-outs:

uma thurman's feet

pakistani girls feet fotoes

"Hot Priests" continue to be a favorite, although "Ted Nugent" and his beef jerky biltong are closing in. A few more of my favorite searches:


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i have a dent in my head with hair loss on it

naked people over 40


May you all find what you're seeking.

Amusing Searches Update

The holiday weekend has been very good for the keyword search logs. Visitors have found my blog by using the following searches:

naked neighbor husband
nude pakistani girls pictures
ted nugent jerky
the evil french hobo clown
attack of the 50 foot boob
hot+my+amercan+sexxxy

Amusing Searches

At long last, The Fifty Foot Blogger has accumulated a few mildly amusing keyword searches. Google Analytics collects general information on traffic to this blog, including web search keywords used to lead visitors here. And just to head this bit of paranoia off at the pass: NO I CANNOT TELL EXACTLY WHO IS READING THIS. Your net privacy is safe with me, the-only-person-I-know-in-Reno.

My favs:

people who should be my friends on Myspace
attack of the 50 foot hooker
fifty foot nose
frenzy feet blog

Like I said, mildly amusing. A few years ago, the online 'zine, Library Juice, published a definitive list of funny Google searches leading to their website. I can only dream of having magnificent searches like "precolumbian porn," "i want pakistani girls picture clean no sexy," and "is cannibalism legal?" bringing visitors to this humble blog.