Overheard

Overheard 1

Two women with babies in strollers, on a packed Chicago Avenue bus:

Mom #1 (nodding at mom #2's baby): So, how do you give him methadone?
Mom #2: Oh, it's easy. They give it to you in a little bottle, just like cough syrup.

Overheard 2

Young man, sitting in a cafe: "In high school, for some reason, we became really obsessed with Robert Goulet."